Chrono Trigger Remake?

Apparently SquareEnix is gonna release a version of Chrono Trigger for the DS. Wether it's a remake or just a straight port hasn't been announced, but my money would probably be on a remake. Obviously this has me super excited, but unfortunately I don't have a DS. While I doubt I'm gonna buy one, this is the sorta stuff that they should be releasing on an actual console. Why is square releasing all of their A list titles on handhelds? I feel like Crisis Core might have sold better had they released it on the PS3. Same goes for the remake of Final Fantasy III and Final Fantasy Tactics. It's like they've realized that kids can't pay attention to an RPG for more than 30 minutes unless they can play it on the can. I guess it's finally happened, kids have so much A.D.D that they can't even play video games anymore. What the hell is wrong with this country?

...does anyone have a DS i can borrow?