The power of dolphin.

I like how Leslie Rhode thinks that this is funny and how Robert Hadlock is a dick. Also, I like how they both have completely fake news anchor names. Have you ever noticed how news anchor names are really just porn-star names but without any of the sexual innuendo and with all of the X's taken out? Anyway, I feel like NBC is trying to play this off as dangerous or something, when in reality it's completely awesome. But Wait...What is that you say? You're still not satisfied. Well say hello to my little friend.

Chuck EPISODE SEVEN!!

The newest Chuck FIlmore! I know you've been waiting.

Onechanbara: Bikini Zombie Slayers and Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad

I was going to try to say something funny about the above screenshot and how the game from which it was taken might force me to play the wii for the first time in a long while, however I realized that simply showing the picture was probably enough... So there it is. Not only is this game for real, but apparently it's actually a long running franchise in Japan. Thats right, A long running franchise based on an elite squad of Bikini clad women who save the world from zombies by hacking them apart with samurai swords. All I can say about this is that I call shotgun on the movie rights if Uwe Boll doesn't already have them.

Also happy belated 1st birthday TatoBlog

A question for the ages.

So I was playing some MK vs DC today and my mind started to wander. Heres what it came up with: If you are robbing a bank and Wonder Woman beats you up, is it ok to be aroused? As you can see from the picture on the right, being attacked by Wonder Woman can be a very erotic experience. Just look at her facial expression...then look at the fighter pilot looking right at her crotch. See what I mean? Anyway, I feel that the answer is completely dependent on how painful the experience is. Personally I find it extremely hard to be aroused when I have broken ribs, but it's definitely better than being attacked by a shark.

Zangief Chronicles

Thought I'd share this website with you. Here you will find the real life exploits of everyone's favorite Soviet Street Fighter character Zangief. It's pretty funny, if not slightly disturbing due to the immense size of Zangiefs man-boobs.