does this work?

so this blog may be a little messed up. I'll fix it when i've got the time

Is this cannon?

I always heard about this but never thought I'd see it. Maybe someday I'll watch more than the first 5 minutes.

The extended version.

Yeah, apparently some theme songs are longer than the TV would have you believe. Now enjoy these in all their glory.

Boatcast is back

for any one who cares, the boatcast has returned.

WHAT IS THAT THING!

that bikes been designed just for me, it's too much for a kid like you.

Yes it's wednesday, which means its time for everybody's favorite weekly TatoBlog feature; Crazy Shit from Japan! The second video is only here to provide sound for the first. I recomend starting at exactly four minutes in.

This should help me get women.

I seriously thought about buying this this for about five minutes.

My own Heavy Metal band.

Despite the fact that I have never had great success with music, I have decided to start my own metal band. While I doubt that my intricate knowledge of the tuba will help me in this endeavor, I'm thinking that some of the other super useful things that I learned how to do in high school will. You know, things like chorus and how to read a proper flow chart. Surely with these skills I will be able to shred like the devil himself.

Prototype

I'm sold. At 1:19 he elbow drops a tank and it explodes.

Japanese Spider Man.

It's monday, so you know what that means. It's time for me to point out something ridiculous about Japan! I'd like to admit I haven't watched this whole video because It's just way too long, however I did manage to watch the theme song. From that experience I have learned quite a few things, most of which have to do with spiderman being very different in Japan. I think it's some sort of japanese broadcasting rule that a certain percentage of television shows must either be game shows or contain giant robots. Enjoy.

Communist Kitty Christmas

100th Post Spectacular

I've been saving this post for something special. Today I found it. What I am about to show you is a single episode of television that will forcibly empty your bowels and blow your mind straight out of the back of your skull. If only this had happened sooner, I may well have grown up to be a very different person. My childhood absolutely would not have been the same. As it stands this episode is not quite as great as it might of been, but it's still pretty awesome. Well here it is, Click if you dare.


...Also since when was there a chick ninja turtle? Venus? What the fuck is that?

What's this right here?

Rob showed me this the other day but unfortunately I didn't watch it with sound. Now, having watched it again, I have come to the conclusion that It is much funnier with sound.

The power of dolphin.

I like how Leslie Rhode thinks that this is funny and how Robert Hadlock is a dick. Also, I like how they both have completely fake news anchor names. Have you ever noticed how news anchor names are really just porn-star names but without any of the sexual innuendo and with all of the X's taken out? Anyway, I feel like NBC is trying to play this off as dangerous or something, when in reality it's completely awesome. But Wait...What is that you say? You're still not satisfied. Well say hello to my little friend.

Chuck EPISODE SEVEN!!

The newest Chuck FIlmore! I know you've been waiting.

Onechanbara: Bikini Zombie Slayers and Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad

I was going to try to say something funny about the above screenshot and how the game from which it was taken might force me to play the wii for the first time in a long while, however I realized that simply showing the picture was probably enough... So there it is. Not only is this game for real, but apparently it's actually a long running franchise in Japan. Thats right, A long running franchise based on an elite squad of Bikini clad women who save the world from zombies by hacking them apart with samurai swords. All I can say about this is that I call shotgun on the movie rights if Uwe Boll doesn't already have them.

Also happy belated 1st birthday TatoBlog

A question for the ages.

So I was playing some MK vs DC today and my mind started to wander. Heres what it came up with: If you are robbing a bank and Wonder Woman beats you up, is it ok to be aroused? As you can see from the picture on the right, being attacked by Wonder Woman can be a very erotic experience. Just look at her facial expression...then look at the fighter pilot looking right at her crotch. See what I mean? Anyway, I feel that the answer is completely dependent on how painful the experience is. Personally I find it extremely hard to be aroused when I have broken ribs, but it's definitely better than being attacked by a shark.

Zangief Chronicles

Thought I'd share this website with you. Here you will find the real life exploits of everyone's favorite Soviet Street Fighter character Zangief. It's pretty funny, if not slightly disturbing due to the immense size of Zangiefs man-boobs.